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Their Ilk

Post Views = 8680I once went to an interview. This was somewhere in 2017. I remember the interview because of two things: First, there was only one interviewer, and secondly, I wanted the job but didn’t know what it entailed (in short, I wanted the money but not the responsibilities). The position I was after was that of a business …

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Love will find you

Post Views = 7737 It is finally raining. It is all we wanted, right? The earth was hungry for the rains. We were angry at the clouds stuck in Tanzania, clouds carrying our rains. Now that Magufuli has unlocked those chains that he tied around the necks of our clouds, we can finally ‘ejaculate’ with joy. Now we can finally …

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Dead On Arrival

Post Views = 6365 A tiny part of me often wonders if buildings talk to each other. That part of me worries much about anything because a huge part of me is always obsessed with pettiness- things not about making a mountain out of a molehill, but getting concerned about things that don’t zest human life- like wondering if buildings …

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I am fat again

Post Views = 7878 “I am fat again.” There are two ways to read this statement. One, you can read it loudly because you hearing it read aloud could help you understand it better. The second way involves you reading it quietly, while looking at it, to make sure you read it correctly, whilst wondering what to do with that …

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The next unicorn

Post Views = 5721 In this post I’ll be breaking some of the English rules and inventing new ones. English lingo has been loosely used for obvious reasons. I am a better man now, in terms of health and shape. My performance, endurance and speed have significantly improved. This is not the case with my bedroom game, the odds are …

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Marriage is a trap

Post Views = 7825 When Zach touched his wife, she didn’t respond as he’d expected. Instead, she asked him, “ Zach, what do you think you’re doing?” This happened one night five years ago. And for a man, such a question can emit varied feelings, ranging from silence, anger to confusion. If you’re a man, you must have come across …

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